Sorry, the opportunity arose where I hung out with someone I knew. Plus, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TEXT THE PERSON THE DAY OF!

ROOKIE. It doesn’t hurt to say, are you still up to hang later? It would’ve helped him to not waste his time.

So I just spent last night fucking more physicists. He did a good job this time! I’m trying to train him!

He was brave enough though. That’s all I can ask.

We were literally here for fucking hours. Longer than I would hangout with most I’d say. He’s interesting And has a good sense of humor.

And his cock is pretty fat. Not even gonna lie. He eats the poon good too. I’m just being honest.

I just woke up at noon. I might go back to sleep. This is wack. That’s what I get for fucking physics all night biatch!

But he’s super hot. He’s got the biggest head in the world. And I’m taking his virginity one fuck at a time.

Tonight, I was supposed to hang with Alain and smoke… but we’ll see. It’s snowing. I’ve had enough action for the week.


Lol Alex

He can’t handle this. But I literally passed out with him right next to me.

I didn’t want to have sex, but I wake up a jerk off all the time so this time, he was there. I got three and went back to bed.

The first time was the best but he couldn’t stay. It’s cool though.

I might try to lurk later. Lol

That night, I was so annoyed at him. He was being too forceful. My roommates were awake and he was really trying to fuck. Like even I was like calm down!

It’s not sexy when you’re desperate.

Bernie or Bust.

Elizabeth Warren, wit your wrinkling old white ass down somewhere and stfu. I will not ever vote for her.

I got almost 500 likes and 150 retweets. First blockbuster tweet ever!

We’re over you, Democratic Party. This is the last time I will consider myself a democrat.

Little Trevie Poo

Lol, I’m a little relieved because I did a lot last night, but wtf does you moving have anything to do with anything? He’s too sensitive. I’m only trying to ride some thangs.

He’s weird! I was honestly scared that he would want to split the bill and shit and I don’t have cash for that ATM (I’m punning these niggas!)

But I need rest cause Jimbo and I are going to VT tomorrow. But I’m gonna chill in my undies drinking some Purp.


We had some sex. It was alright. I didn’t have an orgasm. He was a little larger than average. Not super though. Whatever.

We went out for breakfast this morning. Plan to see him again.

For Shorty McShortpants, I had to cut it short… LOL (pun absolutely intended). It wasn’t gonna go anywhere and I didn’t want him to get his hopes up.

So I put in my profile that I don’t like mini guys. 5’8 and taller bitch. And look like a man! Not a skinny little twig, and not fat.

Somewhere in the middle. Please!

And stop sending sexual shit over tinder. It reeks desperation.


On Friday. We’re going somewhere to get drinks. Who knows. He’s sexy. I will gladly take him back home.

Hopefully, he’s sexy or I’m done with white guys for the rest of the year.



Homeboy was like 5’2….

But he was really cool! Ugh idk. I’m gonna try to find a tall guy, but I really like to atleast keep him as whatever. He was chill as fuck.

I have horrible luck though.

Can a mother fucker be like 5’8 even? Why?!?!

Since I’m so sexually frustrated

I was gonna fuck physics on New Years but I moved and my room was a mess, so I just saw him to see if I was still attracted. He did his little shy hard to get moves. Honestly, I can give a shit less if we ever fuck again. He’s a pet project.

So after, I went on the worlds best hook up app, tinder.

I talked to at least 10 people…

I don’t think I’ll ever get to 500 because I keep unmatching people. Haha

But so far this guy seems to be the best conversationalist.

I gave my number to three people… or four. Actually I think I gave my number to two and two gave me there’s… whatever, I have four new numbers.

The two people were not very good at conversation. All they wanted was to go out. I don’t go out with people who can’t even uphold a conversation. Like what the fuck? If the only thing you can text about is going out, you will not get any pussy.

So there’s the one guy. I’m too busy to really juggle as I did in the summer. But YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR BERNIE FOR ME TO BANG, bitch.

Actually, lmfao but…


So Ethan!!! Theeee Ethan is coming on Wednesday to pick up a shelf I am giving him. Maybe we will fuck. Something is up. Idk if he’s still with his GF. I hope so. He needs to get it poppin’

But idk idc really if we have any interaction. He seems kinda sad so I wanted to cheer him up with furniture in his new place.

What’s his face gets back next week I think. And there’s still some other white boys if I feel froggy but I’m really not feeling a small lacking dick at said moment. I NEED TO BUST A NUT.

Lol. God. My journal is so dirty. Fml.

Last time I had sex was very unsatisfactory. I need MOAR. No projects. No work (I’ll still end up doing work) but I don’t want to fuck any virgins right now. I need a man that knows what he’s doing.

Black Guy!

I really hope he has a big dick.

I’m done fucking around with skinny little dick white boys that cannot give a damn orgasm.

It’s trash… unless you’re cute and I can train you of course (sorry physics, new physics…)

We will seeee.

Not expecting to take him to bed right away, I wanna be respectful, but I’m about to POP.

Shits crayyy.

Ok, let me stop now.

Ok, I’m

Back on the scene. Dates will be starting… soon? Not sure. I have one next week. His name is Trevor and he’s sexy as fuck.

And of course the physicist I’ve been fucking since the summer. I just really like talking to him. He’s easy to talk to. And so stupid. But like smart at the same time. Can’t describe it. Hahaha

I have until the end of this month to get a few bangs i haven’t fucked since August and it’s weighing on me.

I need the D. But good D. Please.