Little Trevie Poo

Lol, I’m a little relieved because I did a lot last night, but wtf does you moving have anything to do with anything? He’s too sensitive. I’m only trying to ride some thangs.

He’s weird! I was honestly scared that he would want to split the bill and shit and I don’t have cash for that ATM (I’m punning these niggas!)

But I need rest cause Jimbo and I are going to VT tomorrow. But I’m gonna chill in my undies drinking some Purp.

Alex.

We had some sex. It was alright. I didn’t have an orgasm. He was a little larger than average. Not super though. Whatever.

We went out for breakfast this morning. Plan to see him again.

For Shorty McShortpants, I had to cut it short… LOL (pun absolutely intended). It wasn’t gonna go anywhere and I didn’t want him to get his hopes up.

So I put in my profile that I don’t like mini guys. 5’8 and taller bitch. And look like a man! Not a skinny little twig, and not fat.

Somewhere in the middle. Please!

And stop sending sexual shit over tinder. It reeks desperation.