Omg. I still fit into my size ones

Goddamn. I haven’t wore jeans since this summer and my ass got so fat.

It nearly fits, but I stuffed it into my size ones. I actually had to do shit today. Lol

But I had this weird 48 year old dude hitting on me on Instagram. Idk how the fuck he found me, but so gross. I was like No Boo. Stop right there.

I’m mother fucking 30 years old. You’re old enough to be my father boo. Stop yourself.

Old men need to stop their desperate ass shit. But funny, their way of hitting on people do not change from when they’re in their 30’s. Kinda funny.

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