Oh my nigga god!

Ok so this dude… fuck… let’s call him Chester.

Chester obviously has a crush on me. I’m not really digging the bald black guy that walks really slow thing, so we’re just friends. But every time we have a discussion, he has to bring up the people I’ve dated and or have had sexual interactions with.

Supposedly, I date physicists because I don’t like to date anyone who would challenge me.

How about the fact that they are hot and you are not? Stop being jealous my dude.

Coming from the person who told me, “if you were monogamous, I would make you my girlfriend”. If I was monogamous, I would not sign up to having sex with only you for the rest of my life. What a miserable existence!

Speaking of sex, I haven’t had any since the last time I fucked a physicist.

Dry spell self imposed.

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