Dear Men All Over the World,

If you ask a bitch for her phone number, and the bitch says no… take a hint.

Don’t continue to make her feel uncomfortable when she comes in contact with you because she knows you’re just gonna continue to try to hit on her even though she’s telling you NO.

She don’t want you. She finds you creepy, and you need to stop.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder you fucking idiot.



P.S. I feel bad for the person that has to see me naked because I’m completely bionic now. I have sensors and sites all over the place… it’s bad!

Tinder always makes me feel better about myself lmfao.

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