Are You Fucking Serious?

So my friend Jake, lovely fella he is, asked me a question today that just kinda seems obvious to anyone that has a normally functioning brain, but ok… fine.

He asked: can you get someone pregnant if you continue using a condom that you already jizzed in?

I obviously said that you could because everyone knows that the reason why they made condoms is to hold the jizz back.

I think he thought he sounded cool by telling me that he came and went again… but honestly, take the fucking condom off, put a new one on, then go again.

He said doing that is the best way to keep your dick ready…

So this reminded me of a story of this person that I slept with twice… his name was Louis.

Poor guy never fucked a box like mine. He lasted somewhere in the neighborhood of 1-3 minutes… but he kept going and finally, the condom detached from his dick and fell out of my vagina.

I was SO MAD.

There isn’t a real reason why anyone would do that unless they came way too quickly and wanted to hide it.

For this situation to actually make sense, he must’ve went soft after he came and the condom fell off or wouldn’t stay on.

Even when I slept with the hot physicist, and he came, he switched out the condom. He went soft right after though.

So now mother fucker has to go get a plan B. Duh bro!

How dumb…

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