There’s something wrong with this man…
He’s such a sick fuck, it’s almost hilarious…
I can’t ask for advice because he always say some freaky shit!
Anyway… Neuton epsilon Tesla Force Inductance current variable is the answer.
Don’t worry about it.
I need to actually start working out. Like for real. So I’m thinking on Mondays, I’ll start going with James to the gym.
This is what I get for calling people fat, now I feel fat.
That starbucks employee really knew my complex!
Whatever. I don’t have plans for this weekend… I really need to order by books, maybe buy some notebooks and shit. I know I’ll need a really neat one for biochem…
It’s like Orgo on steroids (which are lipids, btw).
Mehhhhh!! And it takes me a minute to settle in on a new routine. Monday’s, Wednesday’s and Friday’s, my black Ass is taking Arabic class in the early afternoon and that shitty diet physics class right after.
Then Tuesday and Thursday, I got quant and bio chem.
Wednesday nights, quant lab. Niggas is deadass trying to cause me to jump off state quad.
Now… now… now…
Lookie what we got here…
David, you are 35 (or so your profile says), but you look like you’re in your mid 40s… at least.
I guess that can or cannot be your fault. I guess you have a 50-50 responsibility problem with that.
Fine, but looking for friends that will lead to marriage?! Bro, you’re on tinder…
I honestly believe any person that actually goes on tinder looking for some type of a “real” relationship will be very sad in the end.
Tinder is all about the anonymity of dating.
A shit load of first dates; maybe a second one. You might hook up on the first date, you might hook up on the third.
You might be a one-night stand, or you might not…
It’s a fucking crapshoot; you’re looking in the wrong place.
He deadass looks like my gym teacher in high school though. Coach Burke!
Oh another thing, I haven’t really been paying attention, but his profile also states that he is unemployed. How do you legitimately expect to find marriage on tinder if it says you’re unemployed?!
And the Skillet, to top this sundae off with more shit that is such a damper to an already difficult profile to like. Damn man.
You really need to actually think about what you’re doing in life, David.
This is just a female POV.
Seriously… something is fucking wrong.
Any time I think someone is hot, they fail to deliver….
I’m dating fat mother fuckers from now on bro.
I’m just kidding.
But this has to do with the Engineer. Wtf.
I’d rather go with the closer option. Fuck Troy bro.
It’s kinda the same except um a major detail that makes it not really the same.
I’m so stupid.
But decisions… I should’ve boxed up that diner though. I’m so hungry and stoned right now. I’m about to cook, that’s how hungry I am.
But anyway, I’ll figure out the fwb situation soon… hopefully.
I have some things to work with I guess.
I think I might go on one more date. Fuck!! I don’t want to… but, I might. Honestly. I’m ripping my weave out right now so I might go off tinder until I feel like I like my hair.
But seriously… wtf. I keep typing this then get distracted by comparing the last two weeks.
Whatever. We’ll see.