This Is What I Get

For calling Eric Fatty all the time, I know, it’s not very nice…

But ok… after trying to complete the trifecta of Physicists, I decided…

Let’s call Friday dude Turkey… then my TA from yesteryear, we’ll call him Neuton.

So, Turkey’s got most of everything I’d want in a fuck buddy… except the fuck!

I’m willing to give him a pass because he’s so fucking hot.

So I don’t even really know what he wants to do. We’ll find out soon enough. He may not, and that’s ok.

Now, fucking neuton… he’sgot no chance. I’m not even gonna give him my phone number.

It’s even difficult for me to pretend to like him.

So I guess the gamut I planned to run has some logistical issues… to complete the trifecta, maybe I should do the unthinkable and fuck Pedro… it’s the only way.

Come here, Pedro… let me get that sweet scent of roses! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

I. Am. A. Fucking. Asshole.

But James was cheering me on for the trifecta but… it’s just not a thing man. Sorry Neuton.


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