This Is What I Get

For calling Eric Fatty all the time, I know, it’s not very nice…

But ok… after trying to complete the trifecta of Physicists, I decided…

Let’s call Friday dude Turkey… then my TA from yesteryear, we’ll call him Neuton.

So, Turkey’s got most of everything I’d want in a fuck buddy… except the fuck!

I’m willing to give him a pass because he’s so fucking hot.

So I don’t even really know what he wants to do. We’ll find out soon enough. He may not, and that’s ok.

Now, fucking neuton… he’sgot no chance. I’m not even gonna give him my phone number.

It’s even difficult for me to pretend to like him.

So I guess the gamut I planned to run has some logistical issues… to complete the trifecta, maybe I should do the unthinkable and fuck Pedro… it’s the only way.

Come here, Pedro… let me get that sweet scent of roses! 😘😘😘

I. Am. A. Fucking. Asshole.

But James was cheering me on for the trifecta but… it’s just not a thing man. Sorry Neuton.

This

More Game

I’ve talked to one person on Tinder the entire day, but still… I get all these fucking matches. I swiped a little… but didn’t match someone purposefully.

If I get to 500, I will not be surprised. But I literally haven’t talked to anyone… school’s starting, and I just want someone who wants to fuck sometimes around my school schedule…

Please!!! Hahaha

I know I want to do that one physicist again. I got this engineer, right… then I need one more that’s gonna understand the lack of regularity… also to have one yes when everyone else says no.

School bitches!!

Teach class, get ass. (Wow what the fuck am I even saying… I think it’s cause I’m fucking all these TA’s ) hahaha

1….2….3….. FIND THE GOOD PHYSICIST!!!

(Come on, Turkey… you are in the lead of sexy.)