There is a huge problem here…
First of all, the tattoos are the first problem. You can’t wash that shit off!! You’re fucked bro.
Secondly, if you have to mention your criminal history (or lack thereof) in your description, there is an abundance of problems… and I may have just figured out why you are single to begin with…
What you’ve done to yourself is absolutely ridiculous, and you ought to feel like a fucking retard.
And as a special added bonus, this motherfucker wants a girl that’s going to be faithful…and all his?! DUDE!! You were asking way too much, way too soon! With the face like that, you need to kick it down a couple pegs. Center yourself and realize what your face actually looks like to the rest of the world.
It’s not like it was a terrible accident, you did this to yourself…on purpose!
So you need to start off a little bit more humble and a little bit more easy-going if you’re going to want to date any normal female that has a working vagina.