So I

Got up, took some concerta, then started to unmatch some of these losers I’ve had on tinder.

Listen, yeah, I fucking know… I’ve been treating it like knotcbes on a bed post… but it is what it is…

There is one!! One.. that I find intriguing (that I haven’t met, formally at least) So I’m planning that, whilst stopping at the mosque to see if I can win this bet!

Let me stopppp!!