With a blow job.
But I didn’t wanna do shit with anyone new anyway, so that was old school but the less drunk I am, the worse Ethan is.
He probably always sucked but I never noticed. Hell.
Oh well. Another bad story I can put here. Hahaha.
I see Joe tonight. He’s the dude in the relationship with an asexual lesbian. So let’s do it!
Oh good lord hahahahaahahaha