Lmao. First and foremost, before I say anything…. you typed a fucking essay bro! Who does that… lmfao

Don’t be mad because I didn’t want to talk to you after you drooled on me! Don’t get so mad though! If you drool, bitches are not gonna wanna fuck with you.

I am absolutely a serial dater. Obviously, you’re not getting no dates. Sucks to be you. Problem now is for the new people. My week is taken by the guys I wanna see. So the new people trying to get a Monday here or there are tight. My Saturday’s and Sunday’s are usually open too.

He brought me to Carmen’s for brunch. I was already seeing Sean, who lived right next door. Too much downtown Troy going on!

I take my drink anywhere I don’t feel comfortable with it left. Got a problem with that, you’re probably a Bill Cosby. I honestly wanted to text other people I was gonna hang out with later. To be honest. And I wanted to drink my mimosa. We all know I’m a fucking alcoholic

Tool probably hadn’t gotten laid. Got to date me, forced his nasty drooly kisses on me, then got mad that I wasn’t feeling it.

So like I said, get used to getting ghosted. It will continue to happen because you’re such a rigid bitch!



Me and this dude just laughed for hours after getting stoned in the park and played some drums.

Lol not my type romantically. Or sexually. But I could play drums with him.

Walls and shit rockets. Lmfao.

I haven’t laughed that hard about random shit in a long time.

You body shamed the wall so it just started chucking paint chips.

Lmfao. That was happening๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹


Ok… this is my week:

Monday (today): Logan (Drummer boy/NEW)

Tuesday: Rashawn (NEW)

Wednesday: Russell (constant)

Thursday: Normal James (constant)

Friday: Joshua (constant)

Saturday: Dustin (NEW)

Sunday: Randy (NEW)

I might slip Joe in there for an afternoon of drawing and shit. Maybe.



Poor Maxxy baby has to get a colonoscopy tomorrow. So he won’t be in.

Therefore, he is making me repeat the last reaction. He thinks we used too much tetrazine.

So I will have to use like 0.5 equiv of the tetrazine instead of 1:1.

Here’s some of the TLC of the last rxn:

I’ll finish typing this up later as I am Uber busy setting this bitch up.

Never mind, I’m not busy. I’m actually outside twiddling my dick waiting for a rotovap to open up. This rotovap situation is really annoying.

The worst part is when Bilal uses anything. He like puts his shit on it, then goes outside on the phone for hours. We’re all waiting for him to take his done-ass shit off, whatever it is he has it on, and homeboy is in the corner speaking in Turkish.

I hope to Bob that his shit isn’t on the rotovap right now. Niggas be blowin’ mines!

Who left their crockpot in front of the physics department? And why?

What the shit is this shit?!

So, I did like two things today. Set up the reaction, and dried a sample out to use in The DART machine.


So i got some food with Squirly James

When sex is concerned with this man. He is cool, calm and collected.

For a 35 year old, he’s probably the most poised. We fucked for an hour this morning, but it felt not rushed or anything.

Like other mother fuckers that can’t handle my pussy for 15 minutes lmfao. I think there’s a difference between dudes who get ass, and those who don’t.

I mean Russell was a little whaaat on Friday. I already looked dangerous, so I understand.

But yeah!! Here’s normal James’s cat:

I’m tryna be a cat mommy!