I already meeting weird men for beer downtown.
Fuck it, if I die… then I’m dead. Tell my mother and my father that I love them but that their daughter is a retarded slut who likes to drink beer with strange men.
Lmao. But seriously. I won’t get intoxicated, I don’t usually do that on the first date.
“Ain’t got no time to love a thot. Got lean all in my fucking sprite niggga”
I should not be this happy. Fuck my life. Lolz.
Lmfao. I love you so much Jake!!! You don’t understand!!!
Ok, so I went on a bumble date. Homeboy was very cute, just too handsy… and he really just wanted to sleep with me… so I had jake call me to say that there was an explosion in the lab, and that I needed to get there right away.
So the date dude drove me to the school. He would not stop touching me. He kept telling me how perfect my ass was and shit. God, it was annoying as fuck!
Finally, I got out of there. All thanks to Jacob. I love you bro. Seriously!
Jake and I are going to be really good friends, like the kind that can save me from bullshit like that. Honestly, when I think of it, he’s the only mother fucker that could’ve saved me without getting butthurt.
Lmfao. I’m dead.
now it’s like wtf do I do? I got a free beer… you know, Eric and I talked about this before. People going on dates for free food… if Jake saves me, I can get free food for the rest of the time I’m in Albany.
I need to stop! But lmfao. Seriously!