Lol. I don’t know why I just thought about him, but ok… let’s talk about Donnie Q, why not.

So my sophomore year in high school, I saw this movie called Donnie Darko, a movie I will actually try to watch tonight cause I fucking love it.

Anyway, so during sophomore year, I saw a senior boy at his locker, (which was across the hall from my history class at the time) he had long black (somewhat greasy) hair. He wore a hardcore band shirt almost every day, and he was really hot… I found out later that he was my friend Emil/ brother Donnie.

Omg we were so retardedly obsessed with Donnie. I would skip French class everyday to fucking walk past this kid’s locker. Like seriously. I failed French because I needed to walk past this kid’s locker.

He ate lunch 5th period which was the first lunch period (I had to eat lunch at that time because of diabeetus) so at the last lunch period we had together, I had a disposable camera, and I gave it to one of my friends to take a picture of Donnie when he came off the lunch line.

Lmfao… I still have the picture somewhere in my mom’s basement.

I’ve never had a civilized conversation with this man, never even talked to him….to this day.

So for years after high school you know how you still have dreams that you’re in high school… or about people from high school. Well I would have a dream about Donnie every year (until like three years ago).

It’s a reoccurring dream of him noticing me (senpai) then deciding to dump his fat girlfriend Mallory, and running off with me.

Whenever I woke up I would be like, “fucking hell.”

I’m sure Donnie is a 32 year old scumbag today but lol I loved him….

I don’t even think you could say love, I was infatuated with the kid. I even think I saw him in college… the first time I went.

And he worked at shop rite. Omg when I saw Donnie at shop rite, I would get so excited.

Actually, I just looked him up on Facebook, and he’s still hot. Jesus.

But enough about Donnie. I was a stupid kid. I was 16, I was a virgin, I didn’t know shit about men and the right way to act. I mean, I still don’t know… I’m learning though.

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