Dorrrr

Something uber funny just happened to me while at school. 

So I walked into the elevator and this kid was in there. He asked me if I knew where the cafeteria was. He gas gym shorts on and a raging boner. It was so funny. He kept trying to ask me if I wanted to hang out and I was like uh yeah sure so I gave him my number lol. Mistake. But my mind thought, ooh study partner. I can be so naive. 

Hey, some people study better when they’re studying with someone they find sexually attractive. Guess it depends.

If only these kids knew that I was a decade older than them. I blend it so well it’s kinda sickening.

So, I got into English 101, skipped an English class. And Statistics, math 118, skipped two math classes. I did awesome this summer. Put your boner away!

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