Mechanics Don’t Get Laid Because They Try To Trick Girls.

After being told by a certain mechanic shop that I needed some $250 part, autozone figured out what the issue was. My gas cap. It wasn’t on tight enough. Of course. Even if Midas knew it was my gas cap, they wouldn’t tell me. Because the bastards want my money. (And because I’m a girl, add $500)
Fuck outta here. The guy at Autozone was hot too. I’m gonna go back and thank him. He reminds me of someone.

Anyway, I’m getting stoned again. It helps me focus. I bought a gpen then lost it. I’ll smoke my bowl.

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