Gettin’ That Weight Up

After a bunch of research,

To gain weight at my frame of 4’11 and approx. 103 lbs, I would have to eat 3,205 calories a day.

It’s tough getting in 1,200. So the ice cream that I’ve been gorging myself with will help in my goal. I still don’t know if I actually want or can eat that much. 3,000 calories is like the way a mother fucking football player eats. I’m not a mother fucking football player. But I can kick a bitches ass like one. Shit. 

/feedme

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